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"First, I believe that this Bus Party should commit itself to achieving the goal, before this evening is out, of landing in every saloon between here and the moon and then returning safely to earth. 

"No Bus Party Binge in this period will be more impressive to mankind, or more important for the long-range exploration of Taverns; and none will be so difficult or expensive to accomplish. 

"We propose to accelerate the development of an appropriate Looney Motor Coach Module. We propose to arm it with alternate liquid fuel boosters, much higher in proof than any now being developed. 

"We undertake this mission not with the goal of just falling off our stools but to actually fall off the face of this Earth. In a very real sense, it will not just be me getting drunk as a loon, if we make this judgment affirmatively, it will be an entire busload of loaded tavernauts. 

"All of us must work to push our livers to the limit ---- so help us God."

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